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All the mustache curling an evil doer can do.


They call me Dastardly
Dastardly Dastardly Dastardly
They call me Dastardly
Dastardly Dastardly Dastardly

Verse 1
Dark villain of your dreams
My scheming is indiscreet
Still women come my way
Roaring at me with a
Plead plead plead

Verse 2
No need to worry, hey
I never mislead
Rope you up, you can’t get away
Never put on a coat of chivalry

Tie you up to a railroad track
Twist my mustache and away I go yeah
Dastardly, oh Dastardly (staccato verse)

Proclamation Chorus
Oh baby don’t you worry
Sure your hero will come this way
To bad though he’s riding the 5:03


from Uninvited Guests EP, released July 17, 2015


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Next Show: B.B Kinds Lucille's November 8th 9:30pm

Dirty dirty blues with a heavy rock influence the Uninvited Guests are here to make some noise. Hailing from New York City.
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