1. |
Pegging Man
02:37
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Haha,
Come on over baby
Let me talk to you for awhile
I got a little story
That’s sure to make you smile
Baby let me lay it down up on you
Why they call me a pegging man
haha you dont even know
the words that are about to unfold
See baby I’m not your average everyday kinda lover
Oh no no no
yeah I’m a pegging man
So here it is
What you got to do
Is take me home with you
Baby Grab your astro-lube
Oh and your big ten inch
and oh baby do me
Cause I’m a pegging man
See I am not your average everyday lover
Oh no no no
Call me your pegging man
See you looking at me kinda strange
Like I might be a little deranged
But baby you're in control
bringing it from behind
Oh baby baby baby
Take me all night long
Cause I am a pegging man
Oh yeah I am not your average everyday lover
Yeah I am a pegging man
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2. |
Señorita
04:40
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Señorita
Oh my how your looking so lovely tonight
You got those long lovely legs
I could just wrap them up tight
Señorita
Let me buy you a cerveza or two
Take these little white pills
You’ll make my dream come true
(chorus)
Señorita
Hold me closer
Cause I dont wana
I dont wana
Be alone no more
Señorita
Señorita
Don’t worry I will take care you
I will put you individual ziplock bags
You’ll stay fresh forever
Señorita
You will have nothing to fear at all
And I will never
I will never be alone again
(chorus)
(guitar solo)
(chorus)
Señorita
I will keep you in my refrigerator
Don’t mind my ex
She’s just a little cold
Señorita
Your head will look so lovely on my nightstand
Keep you forever
I will never be alone again
(chorus)
Señorita (repeat)
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3. |
Dastardly
01:30
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Chorus
They call me Dastardly
Dastardly Dastardly Dastardly
They call me Dastardly
Dastardly Dastardly Dastardly
Verse 1
Dark villain of your dreams
My scheming is indiscreet
Still women come my way
Roaring at me with a
Plead plead plead
Verse 2
No need to worry, hey
I never mislead
Rope you up, you can’t get away
Never put on a coat of chivalry
Resolution
Tie you up to a railroad track
Twist my mustache and away I go yeah
Dastardly, oh Dastardly (staccato verse)
Proclamation Chorus
Oh baby don’t you worry
Sure your hero will come this way
To bad though he’s riding the 5:03
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4. |
Run Around Blues
04:58
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Baby I got the blues
Where did you go baby
Why you running around on me baby
Oh, why you do me wrong
Oh baby you give me the blues
blues so bad
I got the blues
Oh
It’s Friday night
And I woke up alone
Baby your side of the bed oh
It’s been cold for way too long
(chorus)
I got them blues
Yeah
I got them blues
Oh how can you run around so much
In those fancy high heeled shoes
Now it's Saturday night
And you out with the gals
But when you come home
You’re pussy is dripping with another man’s cum
(chorus)
Bring it down down down
Bring it down down down
Bring it down down down
Down to the underground
I caught your man
sneaking out the back door
He’s going to die
Oh this I will make sure, cause
(chorus)
Now it’s Sunday morning comes
And your putting on your best
Don’t forget your dady’s pearls
I don't think Jesus can forgive
(chorus)
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